Ever wish your burger had steak sauce and a fork load of onions? Of course you did, because that sounds delicious! Culver's has the burger you've been dreaming of, the Colby Jack Pub Burger.
Available for a limited time, the Colby Jack Pub Burger is a single, double or triple burger that's got onions on the burger, onions in the sauce and onions on the bun.
That's right, this Onionpalooza of flavor features an everything bun (TOPPED WITH ONIONS!), A.1. Sauce (CONTAINS ONIONS!) and fried onions (MOAR ONIONS!). It's also got Wisconsin Colby Jack cheese and a 4 pepper spicy mayo. No word on whether those last two ingredients also contain onions.... but they might!
Is the Colby Jack Pub Burger going to fill you up? Probably. It's a beefcake of a burger. Even the single is packin' a solid 700 calories. And the triple will get you up to 1200 calories. THAT'S A LOT OF ENERGY!
Now some people might think that after eating all those onions in the Culver's Colby Jack Pub Burger that you can't make out with anyone. That's BS! It'll be fine. Just have them eat a Colby Jack Pub Burger too and they won't even notice your onion breath. PROBLEM SOLVED.